If you want some bling bling jewelry, you better be wearing it while you’re doing something cooler than buying well drink cocktails at the club.

Flavor Flav

He’s been wearing these stupid clock medallions forever.  He brought them back into the spotlight after becoming a reality show superstar.  Do people really still consider him a musician?  I used to have some Public Enemy cassette tapes back in the day and I don’t know why.  This dude sucks and I just don’t know why he became famous, then re-famous, in the first place.

Gucci Main

A giant Bart Simpson bling?  WTF?

Is it 1990 again?  I remember all the cool Bart Simpson t-shirts doing radical stuff like skateboarding or wearing his hat to the side.  This is freaking ridiculous.  Even worse, who’s he going to sell this to to pay his rent once his career is over and the money is gone?

Lil’ Jon

Giant “Crunk Ain’t Dead bling.

Say what?  I am from the “Dirty South” and do enjoy a little crunk music when I’m out at the club but I’m pretty much sick of hearing Lil’ Jon say “Yeahh!” in every song he gets a guest appearance in.  Crunk may not be dead, but I think he’s pretty irrelevant at this point.